How Crunchy Couples Get It On 😜 [VIDEO]

Following within the custom of our Sh*t Crunchy Mamas Say movies, right here’s one other one which I’m a bit embarrassed to submit!

Crunchy individuals do a number of issues in another way, together with… nicely, doing *that* factor.

See how my husband Michael (aka Papa Pure) and I’m going about it on this video. 😳


Hope this video brings a smile to your face!

And if all that lovemaking turns into babymaking, you’ll want to take a look at our new e-book, The Mama Pure Week-By-Week Information To Being pregnant & Childbirth!

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A number of the issues crunchy individuals say once they’re gettin’ it on embrace:

  • Good down canine!
  • Purchased you your favourite kombucha.
  • Is that… RAW kefir?
  • Wait. Do you are feeling these EMFs?
    • Huh. I assumed I unplugged the router.
  • Mmmm, is that jojoba oil in your beard?
  • Extra native, wild harvested oysters?
  • The sitter is aware of they’re gluten delicate, proper?
  • Did you set the yard chickens within the coop?
  • Attempt some uncooked Maca to spice up your… adrenals
  • That nursing bra is scorching!
  • One thing about NFP: What do your cycle beads say?
    • Eh, We should always use a lambkin
  • Ever since I switched to natural boxers I simply really feel… rawr
  • Muscle check this natural prosecco for me, will ya?
  • I wanna run my fingers by way of your lovely no-poo hair
  • Are you considering what I’m considering?

Thanks for watching!

Be properly and hold the house fires burning. 🔥

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